var theTitle = "";
var theRandom = Math.round(Math.random()*57);
switch (theRandom) {
case  0:theTitle="Corn! Rich! Lucious! Nauseating Corn!";break;
case  1:theTitle="...it's got nothing to do with your ka faraq gatri ya know...";break;
case  2:theTitle="...and it's not you chumblies, who go round and round and round...";break;
case  3:theTitle="Stop that! You're messing me up!";break;
case  4:theTitle="Your own private beach that fills up with a hose";break;
case  5:theTitle="Five tupolevs too far";break;
case  6:theTitle="Only wearing black till they invent a darker colour";break;
case  7:theTitle="Terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought";break;
case  8:theTitle="It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of three";break;
case  9:theTitle="Alone on a wide wide sea";break;
case 10:theTitle="A thousand thousand slimy things";break;
case 11:theTitle="Quiet you!";break;
case 12:theTitle="As a goat releases milk!";break;
case 13:theTitle="How do you think it feels sleeping by yourself...";break;
case 14:theTitle="Bring me my bow of burning gold, bring me my arrows of desire";break;
case 15:theTitle="First a beer, then a half cigarette";break;
case 16:theTitle="Pack your best black t-shirt and cords";break;
case 17:theTitle="The son and successor of general bashfulness with respect to criminal law";break;
case 18:theTitle="A burgeoning dolphin population";break;
case 19:theTitle="You look good when your heart is on fire";break;
case 20:theTitle="A more different 's'";break;
case 21:theTitle="Bloody obscene, catch pneumonia or something in this rain";break;
case 22:theTitle="Bling bling bada-bing!";break;
case 23:theTitle="Ambiguity - or something else";break;
case 24:theTitle="I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbecued iguana";break;
case 25:theTitle="The sidewinder sleeps in a coil";break;
case 26:theTitle="Rock on completely with some brand new components";break;
case 27:theTitle="Michael J. Fox has no Elvis in him";break;
case 28:theTitle="Can you repeat the question?";break;
case 29:theTitle="The sun has charred the other side of the world and come back to us";break;
case 30:theTitle="Real estate novelist";break;
case 31:theTitle="A straw headed woman, and a barrel chested man";break;
case 32:theTitle="Another 40,000 coming everyday";break;
case 33:theTitle="I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings";break;
case 34:theTitle="The burnt-smell factory closing up";break;
case 35:theTitle="That's as far as the conversation went";break;
case 36:theTitle="Don't you wish a comet would forget Jupiter?";break;
case 37:theTitle="Wither ladies wither, he's gonna set the world on fire";break;
case 38:theTitle="A distraction from a future that I'll never have";break;
case 39:theTitle="Where 'cripling social phobia' is not a dirty word";break;
case 40:theTitle="Where 'pathological terror of intimacy' is not a dirty word";break;
case 41:theTitle="A friendly octopus?, a huge inflatable effigy of William Shatner?";break;
case 42:theTitle="While a lighthouse sweeps it's arms around";break;
case 43:theTitle="The everyday occurrences that make you feel like letting go";break;
case 44:theTitle="I must just go and say hello";break;
case 45:theTitle="I think I could be like those puppet guys 'cause there's less to them than meets the eye";break;
case 46:theTitle="You'd better give me something so I don't die";break;
case 47:theTitle="Torch one building, everyone thinks you're a pyro";break;
case 48:theTitle="Sing. Dance. Jump in front of a car";break;
case 49:theTitle="Last year the attack was premeditated";break;
case 50:theTitle="With what? Sarcophagus crazy glue?";break;
case 51:theTitle="Exterminate! Exterminate!";break;
case 52:theTitle="The 23rd Chuckle Wagon of the Apocalypse";break;
case 53:theTitle="Sŕ meneq man urzáklátá mereklŕ taleš ámonlat";break;
case 54:theTitle="*Must* you keep clicking refresh like that?";break;
case 55:theTitle="Why do I try so hard?";break;
case 56:theTitle="A nuclear error - but I have no fear";break;
case 57:theTitle="Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration don't fail me now!";break;
case 58:theTitle="";break;
}
if (document.all||document.getElementById) {
	document.title="Wyrmworld: "+theTitle;
}