function thought() {
var QuoteArray = new Array();
QuoteArray[1]=["'Slave is an Ephebian word. In Om we have no word for slave,' said Vorbis.<br> 'So I understand,' said the Tyrant. 'I imagine that fish have no word for water.'","<i>Small Gods</i> Terry Pratchett"];
QuoteArray[2]=["Paul: Who would teach dolphins and walruses to kill?!?<br>Mikey: AMERICA!!<br>Paul: NO!! The <i>OTHER</i> ONE!!","<i>Good News Week</i>"];
QuoteArray[3]=["A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone,  solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.","Robert A. Heinlein"];
QuoteArray[4]=["A room without books is as a body without a soul.","Sir John Lubbock"];
QuoteArray[5]=["Ah, you know the type.  They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.","The Badger"];
QuoteArray[6]=["Alex: I'm only interested in sex as a by-product of love.<br>Evan: That's why you never get any.","<i>The Secret Life of Us</i>"];
QuoteArray[7]=["An actual personality is, strictly speaking, unnecessary. Pile enough neuroses together and hardly anyone can tell the difference.","Denys the Purple Wyrm"];
QuoteArray[8]=["As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so the skilled theologian can wrest from any scripture that which will serve his purpose.","The Bhagavad Gita"];
QuoteArray[9]=["Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work. Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn't work.","Brian Redman"];
QuoteArray[0]=["Borg giant cube spaceship estimated top speed - maybe a little over Warp 10. Mr. T's 1982 Custom GMC Van top speed - helluva fast!","Dave Spohn"];
QuoteArray[11]=["Boss: Every employee will wear a button that says 'I'm empowered.'<br>Asok: I don't want to.<br>Boss: You have to. (leaves)<br>Wally: That was everything you need to know about life in one package.","Dilbert"];
QuoteArray[12]=["Brooklyn like a sea in the asphalt stalks,<br>Push out dead air from a parking garage,<br>Where you stand with the keys and your cool hat of silence,<br>Where you grip her love like a driver's license,","<i>True Dreams of Wichita</i> Soul Coughing    "];
QuoteArray[13]=["Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritative regime.","Potter Stewart"];
QuoteArray[14]=["Do one thing each day that scares you. Sing. Dance. Jump in front of a car,","John Safran"];
QuoteArray[15]=["Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.","John Benfield"];
QuoteArray[16]=["Essentially, Kanata is the kind of city that would sprout from the Earth if you took a bunch of uncultured commerce drop-out students and deposited them in a empty and remote location with three billion dollars to spend.","Succa"];
QuoteArray[17]=["Fanaticism is just one step away from barbarism","Denis Diderot"];
QuoteArray[18]=["Hippogriff, n: An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, only one quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises.","Abrose Bierce"];
QuoteArray[19]=["I'd love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code!",""];
QuoteArray[20]=["I am going to Los Angeles,<br>To built a screenplay about lovers who murder each other,<br>I am going to Los Angeles,<br>To see my own name on a screen, five feet long and luminous,","<i>Screenwriters Blues</i> Soul Coughing"];
QuoteArray[21]=["I caught a mouse today, his neck snapped in the trap,<br>And though his back was broken, his nose was twitching still,<br>I held him to my face, to hear his dying words,<br>He looked at me and said, 'I did it for the cheese',","Boothby Graffoe"];
QuoteArray[22]=["I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect had intended for us to forgo their use.","Galileo Galilei"];
QuoteArray[23]=["I have long considered it it one of God's greatest mercies that the future is hidden from us. If were not, life would surely be unbearable.","Eugene Forsey"];
QuoteArray[24]=["I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.","Rebecca West"];
QuoteArray[25]=["I personally don't think of Beowulf as much of a hero after his villainous acts against Grendel. Imagine this: you're trying to sleep or study up for the big exam, when the fraternity across the street begins their nightly party. Then, you walk out to get a snack, and someone rips your arm off. Doesn't sound so heroic now, does it?","Brandon Gregory"];
QuoteArray[26]=["I, for one, bet on science as helping us. I have yet to see how it fundamentally endangers us, even with the H-bomb lurking about. Science has given us more lives than it has taken; we must remember that.","Philip K. Dick"];
QuoteArray[27]=["If 50 million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.","Anatole France"];
QuoteArray[28]=["If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties.","Sir Francis Bacon"];
QuoteArray[29]=["If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.",""];
QuoteArray[30]=["If being an eagle is so great, then why are there so few of them?","Dilbert"];
QuoteArray[31]=["If the relationship between electricity and magnetism was more widely know the world would be a much better place. People would stop putting my audio cassettes on top of power cables for a start.","Denys the Purple Wyrm"];
QuoteArray[32]=["If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane.","Jimmy Buffet"];
QuoteArray[33]=["If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.","Martin Luther"];
QuoteArray[34]=["If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game show host.","<i>Heathers</i>"];
QuoteArray[35]=["In Germany they came first for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time no one was left to speak up.","Martin Niemoeller"];
QuoteArray[36]=["In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.","Stephen Jay Gould"];
QuoteArray[37]=["In science, it doesn't matter if you're wrong, as long as you're not stupid.  In business, it doesn't matter if you're stupid, so long as you're not wrong.",""];
QuoteArray[38]=["It's said that 'power corrupts', but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power. When they do act, they think of it as service, which has limits. The tyrant, though, seeks mastery, for which he is insatiable, implacable.","David Brin"];
QuoteArray[39]=["It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.","Voltaire"];
QuoteArray[40]=["It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.","Aristotle"];
QuoteArray[41]=["Jack Sprat forgot his back,<br>His dog was green with envy,<br>So together they sat on old Shag's back,<br>And told stupid stories,","Greg and Michael Pereira"];
QuoteArray[42]=["Life is pain, Princess! Anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something.","Wesley <i>The Princess Bride</i>"];
QuoteArray[43]=["Love means never having to say you're sorry. Of course, hate means never having to say you're sorry.","Professor Ashfield</a>"];
QuoteArray[44]=["Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't,<br>Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't,<br>If you do have children - lock them under the stairs,","John Safran"];
QuoteArray[45]=["Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.","Winston Churchill"];
QuoteArray[46]=["Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self interest gives you more leverage.",""];
QuoteArray[47]=["Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.","Nick Diamos"];
QuoteArray[48]=["No, no, you're not thinking, you're just being logical.","Neils Bohr"];
QuoteArray[49]=["One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. 'Which road do I take?' she asked. 'Where do you want to go?' was his response. 'I don't know,' Alice answered. 'Then,' said the cat, 'it doesn't matter.'","Lewis Carroll"];
QuoteArray[50]=["Only after the last tree has been cut down,<br>Only after the last river has been poisoned,<br>Only after the last fish has been caught,<br>Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten,","Cree Prophesy"];
QuoteArray[51]=["Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about the things that matter.","Martin Luther King"];
QuoteArray[52]=["Our true nationality is mankind.","H. G. Wells"];
QuoteArray[53]=["Political extremeism involves two prime ingredients: an excessively simple diagnosis of the world's ills, and a conviction that there are identifiable villains back of it all.","John W. Gardner"];
QuoteArray[54]=["Pop-cans - Money! Office - Submarine!","Kids in the Hall"];
QuoteArray[55]=["Religion, which should most distinguish us from beasts, and ought most peculiarly to elevate us, as rational creatures, above brutes, is that wherein men often appear most irrational, and more senseless than beasts themselves.","John Locke"];
QuoteArray[56]=["Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.","Albert Einstein"];
QuoteArray[57]=["Suppose, for example, I see a vessel on the stocks, walk up and smash the bottle hung at the stem, proclaim 'I name this ship the <i>Mr Stalin</i>' and for good measure kick away the chocks; but the trouble is, I was not the person chosen to name it...","J. L. Austin"];
QuoteArray[58]=["Sure they may be Pink, but their money is <i>Green</i>!","J.R.Bob Dobbs"];
QuoteArray[59]=["The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.","Joseph Conrad"];
QuoteArray[60]=["The entire rise of civilisation on this planet has been spurred by the desire for food and drink free from insects. You can eat out here like barbarians, but I'm taking mine inside.","Denys the Purple Wyrm"];
QuoteArray[61]=["The fact that some dolphins are reported to have learned to speak English, but no humans are reported to have learned Dolphinese probably has far less to do with any inate intelligence of the dolphins than the fact that the humans are the ones controlling the fish supply.","Denys the Purple Wyrm"];
QuoteArray[62]=["The glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super, karate, monkey, death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans! And pants to match. The monkey, clown, horrible, karate, round and yummy, like a cute small baby chick, would eat the donkey,","<i>Macho American Donkey Wrestler</i> Jimmy James"];
QuoteArray[63]=["The greater the number of laws and enactments, the more thieves and robbers there will be.","Lao-tse"];
QuoteArray[64]=["The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.","Dante Aleghieri"];
QuoteArray[65]=["The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.","Mark Twain"];
QuoteArray[66]=["The most irritating and intractible problems in both programming and day-to-day life invariably derive from recursion.","Denys the Purple Wyrm"];
QuoteArray[67]=["The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.","Edmund Burke"];
QuoteArray[68]=["The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.","Albert Einstein"];
QuoteArray[69]=["This we know: All things are connected, like the blood which unites one family. All things are connected. Whatever befalls the earth, befalls the sons of the earth. Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.","Attributed to Chief Seattle"];
QuoteArray[70]=["Through violence you may murder the liar, but you cannot murder the lie, nor establish the truth. Through violence you may murder the hater, but you do not murder hate. In fact, violence merely increases hate","Martin Luther King"];
QuoteArray[71]=["Torch one building everyone thinks you're a pyro.","Miranda <i>Mysterious Ways</i>"];
QuoteArray[72]=["Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.","John Kenneth Galbraith"];
QuoteArray[73]=["We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.","Jonathan Swift"];
QuoteArray[74]=["We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.","Abrose Bierce"];
QuoteArray[75]=["Whomsoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you","Friedrich Nietzsche"];
QuoteArray[76]=["Without music, life would be a mistake.","Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche"];
QuoteArray[77]=["Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate, and quickly.",""];
var randomNum=Math.floor(Math.random()*QuoteArray.length);
var theQuoteDiv  = document.getElementById("quoteText");
var theAuthorDiv = document.getElementById("quoteAuthor");
theQuoteDiv.innerHTML = QuoteArray[randomNum][0];
theAuthorDiv.innerHTML = QuoteArray[randomNum][1];
}