I want my morphine!
Saturday July 12th 2008
FACT: Australia has no R rating for video games.
This is something I've known about for quite some time, and - apart from a vague sense of annoyance at the Government being so backwards - it's never really been something of much concern to me. In fact I have to admit I found myself quite amused a few months back by the frantic efforts of certain people to get hold of an uncensored copy of GTA 4. But all that's changed now, because the Government has launched a direct attack on the Wyrm fortress.
They're refused classification for Fallout 3.
Apparently the ratings board don't like the game's use of morphine injections to temporarily repair inured limbs, and don't feel that they can give the game a MA15+ rating with this feature included. Now, the sensible thing to do would be to give the game an R rating and make it... oh, but hang on, there isn't and R rating, so Fallout 3 will remain unrated, making it illegal to sell or rent the game within Australia.
Let's all say it together. Idiots!
Now it may be that a chopped down version of the game - without morphine and anything else the censors may object to - will be released here. But that's not the point. The point is that the Government is still stuck in the mindset that computer games are something played exclusively by children. I'm not going to carry on about how adults play games as well, and that responsible, sane adults can watch something on a screen without immediately rushing out to do it - that's all been more than covered in the debate about GTA - I'm just adding my voice to the chorus of disgust at our elected officials still living in the dark ages.
Happily it's not illegal to import, own or play the game, so I'll be looking overseas for a copy. God bless the internet!
Ummm, apart from that my life has been pretty boring of late. I thought I had some other things to blog about, but I can't remember a single one. I guess that's what three straight hours of Gilmore Girls on DVD will do to you :)