WYRMLOG

RANT:

All Fired Up

Sunday July 20th 2008

The coverage of the Pope's visit here in Australia is much more entertaining if you replace each instance of "Pope Benedict" with "Pat Benatar".

That's it. I'm going to hell now :)

542
File under: Generic Stupidity

Foolish Ideas for Tee-Shirts Number 1

Thursday July 17th 2008

"I survived the great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of 03758 and all I got was a son named Ix"

541
File under: Generic Stupidity

Cartographic Madness

Tuesday July 15th 2008

You know, as far back as I can remember, I've always loved maps. I don't know exactly when or where my love affair with cartography began, but I rather suspect it had something to do with Arthur Ransome and his Swallows and Amazons books. Each one had a map right at the start, showing all the locations in the story. It's been years since I read any of them, but I reckon I could still draw a pretty good map of the lake just from memory.

More than just loving maps, I've always loved making maps. Again I think Arthur Ransome is the culprit, Secret Water was all about map making (and mastadons, and eels, and almost drowning when the tide comes in). As a kid the walls of my room were plastered with hand drawn maps of locations from just about every book I read, and even now I'll occasionally just grab a piece of paper and whip up a map of some kind, just for the heck of it.

All this may explain why I've spent a good four or five hours over the last few days doing my damn well best to figure out where Connor lives in Warren Ellis's FreakAngels.

Careful examination of the scenes outside Connor's place in episode two reveal a number of distinctive features...

  • It's a narrow, two lane street
  • There's a traffic light and a zebra crossing
  • There are tall, detached buildings on both sides
  • One building has two distinctive, urn-like details on top
  • Across the road from the urn building is one with a truncated mansard roof
  • There's a t-junction close by (seen when KK lands her 'bike')

Now, all of this means nothing because surely it's just a comic right? Well, possibly not. Paul Duffield has apparently made a few trips to Whitechapel to take reference images, and plenty of real places (the Ten Bells Pub, Christ Church, the Spitalfields Market) turn up. So there's a reasonable chance that Connor's street is a real one.

So, I've been driving myself to distraction examining Whitechapel street by street in Google Earth, and then looking at hundreds of images tagged 'whitechapel' on Flickr for clues.

No dice. I am rapidly reaching the conclusion that the scenes in episode 2 are at best heavily modified, and at worst a portmanteau of several different places (suggested perhaps by the fact that the torn, red awning switches building between frames, and the idea that a small, narrow street would have a zebra crossing ). So I guess I'll just have to take a punt on where to put Connor's place on the next version of the Google Earth file.

At least until someone makes a map of all the zebra crossings in Whitechapel :)

540
File under: More Geeky Than Usual

Sing and rejoice ye people of Televisionland!

Monday July 14th 2008

For the dark one is cast down! And his empire ended until picked up by another network!

Well I was going to write about having a particularly Kevin Smithesque day - on the basis that I went into work even though I wasn't supposed to, and I had to pick up a timetable for the number 37 bus (yeah I was stretching) - but this has been superseded by the wonderful news we were all hoping for.

Channel 10 has axed Big Brother!

To quote NASA - w00t!

Of course it will almost instantly be replaced by Gordon Ramsey's Etiquette School or 20 to 1 Most Embarrassing Chainsaw Accidents or something equally inane, and there's at least a 50/50 chance of it being picked up and reworked by another network - but for a little while we can rest in a state of blissful non-Big-Brotherness.

For tonight at least I shall sleep well!

539
File under: TV, Cinema and Other Ways to Waste Your Life
The disordered thoughts and curmudgeonly ramblings of Denys the Purple Wyrm, author of the Tales of the Geek Underclass, creator of the Zurvar language, Justified and Ancient Steregorounder and Lord Admiral of the Unreliable Oceans of his own mind..
 
Current Rebuild Status
"It might look a bit messy now but just you come back in five hundred years' time"
counter