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Sky Shock

Tuesday December 2nd 2008

It's 2:43 in the afternoon and I'm sitting in the office unable to do any work because the co-location facility that hosts our severs has been down for the the last 90 or so minutes.

This is not much fun. Yes, on the one hand I'm being paid to sit around and do nothing, but there is a whole lot of work that needs to get done before Christmas, and every minute the servers are down is one minute we'll have to find elsewhere to fit it all in. On top of that there are dozens of our clients who wouldn't know a hosting facility from a hat rack, and naturally jump to the conclusion that their site is down because of us, and having to tell them (when they ring up in a huff) that we have no idea how long it'll take for the server to get back up (because the guys down at the server racks aren't answering the phones) doesn't help matters.

So I'm passing the time actually writing a semi-decent blog entry - something I haven't had the time to do for quite some time. Writing it into a text editor that is, since Wyrmworld is hosted on the same server that is currently causing us all these problems.

But that's not what I came here to talk about. I came here to talk 'bout contrails.

I saw a contrail on the way to work today. I mention this because they're fairly rare here in Perth. Something to do with our weather conditions - and the fact that Perth is not one of the most trafficked airports in the world - makes them comparatively rare. So rare in fact that the overwhelming number of contrails lacing the sky is one of the things I really remember from my trip to the UK in 2004. In any case, a long, fluffy contrail was decorating the sky as I walked to the railway station, and that got me thinking about sky-shock.

Sky-shock is what it's called when someone who hasn't really looked at the sky since they were a kid happens to look at the sky and is shocked and horrified that it doesn't look quite like what they've been imagining all these years. The stars are too bright, the moon is too small (or too big) or the clouds (or contrails) are the wrong shape and colour. They immediately jump to the conclusion that something is very wrong and ascribe this to a number of sinister factors including (although in no way limited to) shadow governments, terrorists, aliens or the Rand Corporation.

This is how you end up with reams and reams of web pages about "chemtrails" (those contrails don't look like what I imagine contrails should look like! It's a conspiracy!). This is why people see the planet Venus, or Jupiter, or even the moon and think the aliens are coming to get them (it's big and bright and it's following me!). This is what happens when the general public are poorly educated in astronomy and meteorology and don't bother to look above the horizon for 99% of their lives.

And this brings me to an idea I had about ten years back when I was in TAFE. And idea that I shall have to elaborate on later, as the server has just come back online... :)

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File under: More Geeky Than Usual

Foolish Ideas - The continuing series

Sunday November 30th 2008

Rewrite the lyrics of Mickey Mouse M**********rs by Mocky to be about Doctor House...

It's the G-R-E to the G-R-Y, H-O-U-S-E,
And if you try to f*** with us then that's what you shall be,
I'm Doctor House m***********s,
I'll make you bounce m***********s,
I'll Doctor House you,
(It's kind of sad, but I'm turning into Doctor House)
Can't even see you no more,
Medically I'll take you to the hospital and give you epinephrine,
Take your blood and dose you with a shot of pseudoephedrine,

...and so on.

(Yes, I'm fully aware that's not how you spell 'Gregory'. Deal with it :)

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File under: More Geeky Than Usual

The Human Condition

Friday November 28th 2008

Watching the footage of the attacks in Mumbai on the news last night I was struck with a vision of the view from Colonial One in the Battlestar Galactica episode Exodus Part 2, where the resistance fighters start setting off bombs all over the city.

We all cheered that scene. Our guys were finally fighting back against the Cylons, and salvation (in the form of Adama and the Galactica) was on its way. Take that you evil minded toasters!

The thought that people all over the world are looking at the Mumbai footage and having the same reaction - cheering and thinking "take that you evil minded [insert whatever term you like]" - says something truly awful about the human condition.

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File under: Current Events

But who'll look after the graves?

Wednesday October 22nd 2008

Some comments from the news article Family sets sail for Australia like it's 1854 on news.com.au today...

By 1854 every ship afloat was equipped with sextants and chronometers, which accurately measured latitude and longitude respectively and made navigation safe and reliable. If this bloke is "navigating by the stars" without even these instruments, he is not replicating an 1854 voyage, he is back in the age of the Vikings.

Posted by: chris of canberra
 

Chris of Canberra - read the article mate. They are recreating a voyage undertaken in 1854 by 7 people escapting from abject poverty. How were people below the poverty line in 1854 going to be able to afford a sexton and a chronometer. Navel chronometers were insanely expensive pieces of kit back when all clocks were mechanical.

Posted by: Badger of Melbourne
 

Badger of Melbourne - I'm currently planning a sea voyage myself and never stopped to consider the high cost of hiring church officials to take with me. Thanks for the heads up!

Posted by: Purple Wyrm of Sexton vs Sextant Land
 

I know I shouldn't mock, but sometimes I just can't help myself :)

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