Derp
Friday April 2nd 2010
I hope everyone enjoyed this year's April Fools prank. For those who missed it, it can be viewed in all its glory here...
I'm at the office, working away my Good Friday. Not that I'm working particularly hard mind you - just catching up on a bunch of minor jobs that have been waiting in the eaves for the last few months. It's actually not a bad way to spend a day - working at your own pace with no other people around to distract or annoy you. A much more restful atmosphere than the usual office environment.
Anyway, before I go, here's some twisted genius to enjoy ;D
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File under: My Oh So Amazing Life
How are those hot little potatoes?
Monday March 29th 2010
Picked up my new computer on Saturday and rather than do anything useful like start migrating data across I spent most of the weekend playing Fallout 3. I think I've overdone it a bit - I'm developing a morbid fear of train tunnels and when I saw a dead cockroach at Subiaco station this morning I almost tried looting it for meat.
I think I'd better go cold turkey for a few days :)
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File under: More Geeky Than Usual
From the Wise Comments Department
Friday March 26th 2010
A comment from my work colleague Daniel about the Tree Man.
"If he'd worked for those four months he could of payed to have the tree moved into his backyard"
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File under: Current Events
Obama is true Hitler
Wednesday March 24th 2010
We get a lot of spam at work - it kind of goes with the territory. Most of it's the usual ads for male enhancement products, pleas for help from dying/persecuted millionaires and catalogues of Chinese crapware. But every now and then (for some reason) we get bombarded with poorly written missives protesting about something to do with the University of Aalborg, one Peter Axel Nielson and the hosting of student websites.
It's hard to figure out exactly what the writer is upset about because his (her?) emails are liberally peppered with barely coherent rants concerning President Obama, Hilary Clinton, Hitler and Jesus (or as the writer prefers, "Jesu"). From what I've been able to establish over the months we've been been getting this stuff, Peter Alex Nielson (maybe) moved the hosting of a student's website from the sever in his department (I think) and then called in Obama and Hilary (perhaps) to persecute said student in the United States (possibly). It's all very confusing.
In any case I've been meaning to post one of these insane screeds for months. One came in today, so enjoy!
who does believe that hitler can change his essence?
it is impossible that obama may change his essence of hitler.
many people paraded in my city. I was very angry too.
I do not work at Aalborg university now. I left the criminal university. I never go to Aalborg university again.
Jesu forgives the criminal souls. They schemed the machination together.
in fact, After peter axel nielsen lost the head position, Obama and policemen helped him persecuting the student in USA. We heard all based on the software.
thereby, you may understand why obama came to Europe before presidential campain.
you may understand what the Aalborg university did.
you may understand why there was the financial crisis in the world. you may understand who operated american stock market.
you may understand why Anders Fogh Rasmussen became the secretary-general of NETO.
you may understand why the Aalborg university removed the student's webpages on each department.
you may understand what obama did. you may understand what obama can do.
you may understand what obama will do
Using obama¡¯s scentence :yes,we can.
Thereby, you do not wonder why so many american banks and companies went into bankruptc.
you do not wonder that they disassembled the motor industry.
you do not wonder why they arrested many republican.
you do not wonder there was american nuclear disembosom.
you do not wonder that they sell the senator position.
you do not wonder using the powerful force of military deter the world
you do not wonder there are many earthquake because there are the american missile-launching submarine.
you do not wonder how bad the world will become in the future.
Because obama always say: yes, we can.
hitler can not change his essence.
obama is true hitler.
obama lost any humanity,
medicine reform only is the political fund which he want to keep position of he president again.
if he has any humanity , he can not do so many
if he care american people, he can not send so many soliders to the war.
you may understand how the world will become.
I love my country. but there are the criminal souls. Jesu forgives the criminal souls.
I received this email, I believe that is fact, so that I send it to all, if you believe this fact, then copy and send to all
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File under: Internet Ephemera
